Turkey Surprise

I love when I find things like this in The Boy's backpack!

Jayke's May Writing Journal

Final journal of the year.

5/2/11--April showers bring May flowers. I hae seen flowers on our appel tree. I have toolips.
5/3/11--In May I see flowers. There are lots of flowers in May. I have lots of flowers in my yard.
5/4/11--I've always wanted to have a duck tape braclet. My and I were going to go to Kaidens house last night. Masons dad dind't let us. (He left out the word friend above.)
5/5/11--What do you think Cinco de mayo is crazy. He is probly really old. He might of evented the phone and computer.
5/6/11--Today I can buy books because my Grandma is comeing. She can buy me books. I will get lots of them.
5/9/11--I'm so happy when I have soccer. I will prolby score a gole. Last time I scored two goles. Soccer is really fun.
5/10/11--During recess I want to play with my friends. We will play tag. No body will catch me.
5/12/11--I would invent a robot. I would make it red. I will be a really big one.
5/13/11--Over the weekend I played with my friens. We jumped on his tramplen. We bouncsed really hi. Then we went in side. Later on it started to rain so we went in the garage.
5/14/11--After school yesterday there was a tornado drill so are bus came back to the school. We had to sit in the bathroom for awile. It was gross.
5/15/11--Today we have a subsutoot teacher. She let me take the invelopes down. It was really fun.
5/17/11--I would like to learn to count to a million. it would take a wile. It took me a hour to even count to 600.
5/18/11--My best friend is Kaiden. he gave me a duck tape bracelet. I really like it.
5/19/11--If I went to the beach I would go swimming. I would build a sand castle. i would make it really big.
5/20/11--I got to wait for the bus at my friends house. We went in his grandmas bus. Then we went ot the back of the bus and his grandma tried ot get us.
5/23/11--One of my favirote things at school is resess. I like the slides. I like the swings.
5/25/11--One of my favorite things in school is math. I can add and subtract. It is really fun.
5/26/11--One of my favorite things at school is centers. We can play memory and play moviel. I have to do it today.
5/27/11--One of my favrite thing at school is reading.l I can read Marvel Heroes. I am really good at reading.
5/31/11--Today at school I would llike to play out side. I will fo down the slides. I can swing. I can play with my friends.

Jayke's April Writing Journal

4/1/11--Last night I played my dsi. I played Mario kart. I got in first place. I always pick the fastest car. It is really fun.
4/4/11--Storms are really scary. Last night when I heard thunder I jumped. I was really scared.
4/8/11--If I was president I would make school one minute less. I would make lunch in there room always. I would make no homework.
4/11/11--When I get home from school I have to go to soccer. I've mist a lot of it. I really like soccer.
4/12/11--The caterpillars are hanging to make a cacoon. I like to watch the catepillars scwerm. The catepillars are 3 and a 1/2cm long. They will be painted ladys.
4/13/11-- I like to read magic tree house books. They are my favorite books. I have one in my desk.
4/15/11--Last night I went to my friends house. We practicest for soccer. My team lost the game.
4/18/11--Insects have 6 legs and some have intinas. We hae some baby catepillars. They are in chrysalis.
4/19/11--What did you do instead of wathing tv? I played with my toys. I read a book. It was my favorite book.
4/20/11--What did you do instead of watching tv? I went to my friends house. We played lots of games. I tried to not watch tv . I couldn't help it.
4/21/11--What did you do instead of watching tv? I rode my bke. I played a board gaem. I almost won. It was really fun.
4/25/11--I am tired of waiting to go to the childrens museum. Next we will be going to Minatrista. It will be really fun.
4/27/11--The best thing about the field trip was peting the animals. I liked peting the bunny best. I didn't pet the hissing cockroach. it was gros. I did pet the trinchla.
4/28/11--My favorit book is Mrs. chicken and the hungry crocodile. It is about the crocdile how wants to cat a chicken. Her name is Mrs. Chicken.
4/29/11--This weekend I'll play with my frind. We will play xbox. It will be fun.

And a letter he wrote to me as an assignment...

Dear Mommy I really want you to take me to kins island. I need to ride rides and play games. I must play games. I couldn't go last year becaue I was to little. I hope I can go this year. I really like kings Island. from Jaykeb.

Jayke's March Writing Journal

3/2/11--The storm was really scarry. I had to o to tmy moms closet. I couldn't sleep.

3/3/11--I really like to play outside. I can go to my friend Hunter. He is my best friend.

3/4/11--During Dr. Seuss week I made a turtle. His name was Mack. I made a cat in the hat. He looked really funny.

3/8/11--In art I like to paint. I can paint a girffe. It is a yellow and brown one.

3/9/11--My favorite thing about music is you get to play an instrment. You don't get to play one all the time. I don't really like to go to music.

3/10/11--I feel proud when I lose a tooth. I can put it under the my pillow. I will get money from the tooht fairy.

3/11/11--At the animal convo I saw a volf. He was really big. I saw a baboon. He was really funny. I saw a crocidal. It tried to get away from the guy.

3/14/11--I was angry when I coutdn't go out side. I couldn't go outside becuse it was raining. I would get really wet.

3/15/11--The green stegasuaris has a towell with cotten candy. The blue dinosaur has a really big neck. There are a lot of dinosaurs.

3/16/11--For Spring Break I'll go to my friends house. We can play tag. I am really fast.

3/17/11--Iv'e always wondered when it would be summer again. I really love summer. It is the best season. I can go swimming in the summer.

3/18/11--Last week I went to my dads house. We went to a flee market. We got some book and cars.

3/24/11--I felt so proud when I found my cat behind the tv. I looked for her because I had a I feed her. Her name is Luna.

3/30/11--It was so funny when these to boys on the bus fell out of there seat. They really hurt there head. But they wearnt hurt for long.

3/31/11--When I get up in the morning I change my clothes first. Next I get my shous on. Last I wait for the bus.

Jayke's February Writing Journal

2/9/11--When it's really cold I stay inside. I play with my cat. My cat's name is Luna.
2/10/11--When I went outside this morning I got on the bus. I had to walk a lot. It wasn't fun.
2/11/11--Last night I played with my ipod. I played zombie cafe. I got a lot of money.
2/14/11--To make a valentine I have to write peoples names on the cards. Next you have to write your name on them. Last you have to give people them.
2/15/11--If I could fly I would go to Africa. I would bring back an elephant. The elephant would smash my house.
2/16/11--Dad and I like to play. I play scare the daddy. It's fun.
2/18/11--On our walk we found a piece of wood. It was really big. I brought it home.
2/21/11--I sometimes get mad when I fall down. It really hurts. I don't like it.
2/23/11--At the beach I collect sea shells. I go swimming. I build a san castle.
2/24/11--For breakfast i like ot eat cierile. I eat coco puffs. I don't like milk with them.

They missed a lot of School in February due to the weather so this was a short journal this month.

Jayke's January Writing Journal

1/3/11--Over Christmas break I got a lot of presents. Santa brot me a aletrick scooter. My scooter goes really fast and I went to my Grandmals house.

1/4/11--I would like to learn to read books. Because some books that I can't read. I can't read some words in my Scooby doo books.

1/5/11--I always feel good when I am sleeping because I won't be tired. I like to sleep in my bed and I like to sleep at night.

1/6/11--If I was invisible I bwould spray paint the car, My mommy would go crazy,

1/7/11--On Friday I went to my Grandmals house. I got to play with my frind Josh to. I got to play with legos with him.

1/10/11--I like the suond of birds. They are funny., It suounds like a squeece toy.

1/11/11--I hope that I can go to my Grandmals house. I'ts realy fun becuase she has a dog. His name is Jackson.

1/14/11--In the snow I like to build a snow man. For the nose I pot a carit. The sno man is done.

1/17/11--If I had a million dollars I would spend it on a life time supliy of bouble gum. I really like gum. I ate it on the first day I got it.

1/18/11--I once got hurt when my friend puched me on the ground. It really hurt bad. I all most broke my arm.

1/20/11--I once got hurt when I fell off my bike. I was riding my bike and then I fell. I all most broke my neck.

1/25/11--If I was a penguin I would flop in the water. I would eat fishes. I would woddle.

1/26/11--I was really scared when I was going into my room and then the phone rang. I jumped. I didn't want to go in my room.

1/27/11--I really like to play with my friend. We like to play with army guys. His name is Hunter.

1/28/11--I really dislike going to my dads house. He drives me nuts. He pushes me.

1/31/11--This weekend I played my xbox kinect. I played kinect advencures. I played kinect animals.

As always this was taken exactly as he wrote it. And he is correct, if he spray paints the car I will go crazy!!

Two Christmas Stories by Jayke

Santa looks fat. Santa likes to diliver prezents to people on Christmas. He acts funny. He speaks like my crazy Grampal. I really like Santa Claus. Santa Claus mostly seis Ho Ho Ho all the time. The end.

Christmas is the best season fo the year because you get lots of presents. Sometimes I will make cookies for Santa Claus. I really like the snow because I can make a snowman. On the top of a Chrismas tree there is a star. I like to go on my sled and go down the hill at my house.

Not sure where this hill he speaks of is.

Jayke's December Writing Journal

Dec 1, 2010--I like to read because it will help me read better. And my faverit book is weer wolves don't go to summer camp.
Dec 2, 2010--Cats are very fluffy. Some times they will attac you with ther clawls.
Dec 3, 2010--Dogs are really cute. Some times they will bite.
Dec 4,2010--All by myself I can take the dogs out back.
Dec 5, 2010--I hate to eat lazanya. Lazanya is really yucky.
Dec 13,2010--Yesterday I watched a movie called cloudy with a chanse of meat balls. I really liked it.
Dec 16,2010--At the Christmas program I was in the third row. my mommy couldn't see me.
Dec 17,2010--Dear Santa, nI want a lot of toys. I hope you bring a lot of toys.

Jaykeb's November Writing Journal

Jaykeb writes a journal every month in school. Here are November's entries. (Typed exactly as written)

11/1/10-- I'm thankful for my cat lunu. She is a lunutic.
11/2/10--I'm thankful for my turtl. My turtl has bumps on his face he is very cote. His name is fish.
11/3/10--I'm thankful for my littleist dog lany. She is really good but win she gose outside it is so hard to get her back in the house.
11/4/10--I'm thankful for my biggest dog simien. He can run verey fast. He is really big.
11/4/10--I'm thankful for my frind Hunter. He is my best frind. Hunter and me wint back in to the woods. My naber came over to tell my gradma that thairs a wolf den.
11/5/10--I'm thankful for my frind Nolin. He is really fun to play with Nolin is my frind.
11/6/10--I'm thankful for the sun. It makes it hot. I like it becuse it makes it so I can play with my frinds.
11/7/10--I'm thankful for my mommy. She lets me get my lingkin logs out. She lets me play with my frinds.
11/8/10--I'm thankful for my gradma. She helps me stay alive becuse her dog Jackson always tris to bite me.
11/9/10--I'm thankful for Ben. He is my best frind.
11/16/10--I'm thankful for my toy cars.
11/17/10--I'm thanful for Jared. He is kinda crazy. Jared and me like to play tag.
11/18/10--I'm thankful for Eli. He is my bestist frind.
11/19/10--I'm thankful for rabbits. They can run and hop. They can get killed by wolfs thats the bad part.
11/23/10--This is how you make pumpkin pie. I think you have to put a littel water in the pumpkin pie. You have't to cook the pumpkin pie.
11/24/10--If you had a feast what would you have. I would have turkey. I would have puttose.
11/29/10--On thanksgiving I whent to see my daddy and I went to my Gradmals houes.
11/20/10--When I get angry I should scish a scweacky toy. It really helps me.

My favorite is the November 19th entry. I think I will start putting more of his writing assignments on here. Some of them are pretty funny.

Pilgrims

Jaykeb's Halloween Post

Jaykeb's blog entry about his costume. (Typed as written by The Boy)

My costume is scary. My cat is not afrad of any thing. But she frecs out win she sees it. It is a werd looking mummy.