The Little Mummy

Jaykeb was a MUMMY this year for Halloween. I went as the Mummy's Mommie. This was a compromise...he wanted to be a werewolf with a big hot rubber mask that I knew he wouldn't wear. I wanted him to be a skeleton. We couldn't agree so the next choice was this mummy costume. I had planned to paint his face to make him scarier but with all the craziness of the evening I didn't manage to get that done.

We went over to my friend, Angi's house to trick or treat with her kids and a huge group of their friends. Also with another friend, Bob and his kids. Here is Bob's son, Mason, and Jaykeb. The Ninja and and Mummy...



Jayke and Mason get along really well. Mason is in Kindergarten at the same school as Jayke and they play soccer together.



This is Freddy Kruegar, aka Matthew Pickering and The Mummy. There were a lot of other kids there but they wouldn't hold still long enough to get good pictures. We had a good time. We trick or treated, Angi made a huge pot of chili and hot dogs for after trick or treating. We ended up hanging out at the house until late just watching the kids play...other wise known as terrorizing the neighborhood...and talking. Jayke and Mason played the whole time. Going to Ang's house is his new favorite thing. I'm glad we had lots of kids for him to have a good time with this year.

Straight As AND a Couple of Goals...No Problem!

I had my parent/teacher conference the other day with Jaykeb's teacher. Yawn. As expected my child is getting straight As and is exceptionally well behaved. Now I'm not complaining or anything but she really seemed like she didn't have much to say about him. He is really good at everything and never gets in trouble. She did finally say that he can get a little wound up...I started to get excited...but then she threw in that it is only when the other kids are and he settles down immediately when told. Sigh. I told her I was actually happy to hear this, that last year I was told he was very quiet and kinda just sat back and watched everything going on. She then said, "Well THAT is NOT the Jaykeb I see!" Yes! Here it comes something that will tell me how he interacts in the classroom. Silence. I guess that is all she had to say on that.

We went through the rest of the information she had for me pretty quickly. He did the first grade testing they give them and scored at the highest level on everything. She gave me his measurements from the nurse and a permission slip for their upcoming field trip and then just looked at me. I guess we were done. I didn't have anything to ask her either. Apparently this is the kind of parent/teacher conference all parents want to have. Excellent report and in and out in 15 minutes. The drive out to the school took longer. Don't get me wrong, I'm ecstatic about the level of his genius...I just thought there would be more to it. She could have shot me an email with the same info. I guess I just have to get used to everyone telling me how perfect my child is...even though I already know!

On to the soccer tournament update...which had WAY more excitement than the conference! Jaykeb played 3 tournament games this year at the end of our season. This was something new for us. Normally it is strictly a rec league and we never keep score or have referees. They decided to try something different this year with our age group. 3 games played against the west side DCFC teams. I was looking forward to it since it would be his first competitive games. I understood why they were doing it, to give the kids experience with timed halves and a referee and going by the rules more strictly than we normally do. I was not, however, thrilled with the organization of the whole mess.

I was thrilled with Jaykeb's play in two out of the 3 games though! He played defense in the first game and was great! The other team had this little girl who was something else. She had scored all of their points up to the point where they put Jaykeb in. He stopped her. Not only did he stop her but I think he may have hurt her. She ran into him on one of her drives to the goal and bounced off like she had hit a wall. LOL! Never would have thought I would say that about my kid. He is not big by any means, but he can hold his ground! She did not score the second half. He was so proud of himself too. He would stop her and then turn and wave at us...grinning like a fool. I would have to yell to remind him he was still playing. This went on the entire half. Stop the ball...turn and wave. Stop the ball...turn and wave. By the end all our team's parents were cracking up, as were Oma, Opa and I.

P'pa came to the second game but I'm afraid he didn't get to see much action. It was a pretty dull game. We tied...0 to 0. Jayke didn't play that same position as last time but there was still a lot of waving going on. I'm glad my dad came even though it wasn't the best game.

Game 3 was by far the best. Not only did the little waver score a goal but he scored TWO goals, one of which was on a penalty kick! It was a great kick too. After he scored he came tearing out of there and down the sideline to high five me. I thought for a second he was going to tear his shirt off and yell GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!! We won that game 4 to 0 but it didn't matter overall. We knew going into this game there was no way we could win the tournament. No one cared though after that last game where everyone on our team played so well and had fun doing it. Opa was there to see him score his goals which he was excited about too. Hopefully next year they will be a little more organized.

I think we may do some indoor clinics this winter but for now The Boy will only have Cub Scouts on Mondays with Opa. I'm sure there will be a Cub Scout post coming eventually. I'm trying to ease back into this blogging thing but most people who know me know I don't EASE into anything...I tend to get obsessed with whatever I'm into at the moment. I'm trying to contain the urge to post obsessively. Facebook helps me with that. :)

Just Almost

Jayke walked in on my mom in the shower the other day...something that I will address with The Boy later...but when she turned to grab a towel he said, "Oma, you shouldn't turn around like that 'cause I'm almost public." Really? Well maybe he should take his "almost public" butt out of her bathroom!

Still Have All Ten!

Here is this year's offering. The one on the right is the one we carved. I've decided that whoever came up with carving a pumpkin must have been crazy. It is DANGEROUS! I started carving and had to stop for a minute to refresh Jayke on how to unlock my phone and dial 911. Just in case I managed to remove a digit from one of my paws while slicing up this oversized vegetable. I'm pretty sure if that happened I would be unconscious on the floor in a pool of blood and it would be up to The Boy to save his uncoordinated mother.

Needless to say...since I'm still able to type this post....that did not happen. The dangerous task was completed without incident. The cat came close to having her whiskers shaved off once but other than that we were all good!



Jake cleaned the pumpkin out this year all by himself. He didn't even flip out about his hands being messy and sticky like last year. Luna got right in there as always. It never fails that my cat likes pumpkin. I had a kitten once that sat and ate the pumpkin guts like it was cat chow. I tend to have weird animals.



Even though I managed to not REMOVE a finger...or hand while carving the pumpkin, I did burn the crap out of myself trying to light the candle. I need to get back to being organized and over-prepared Mommy like I used to be. Maybe if I had planned ahead I would have gotten a pumpkin light and not had to go old school with the candle causing me to roast my hand like a marshmallow! Next up...trick-or-treating. There was a whole costume fiasco that I now think I have solved but I will save that for another post. Facebook is calling!

Meet Jackson. My...uh...Brother?

My mom has been threatening...er, uh...saying she is going to get a dog for several years now and she finally did! His name is Jackson. He is a Havanese, which is Cuban. Here he is patiently waiting to be taken out to do his business. This is a rare photo because normally this dog is running around stealing any shoe that is left laying around, stealing any paper he can shred and make a mess with, running after my child trying to ruin his shirts by grabbing ahold and swinging from Jayke's waste, table surfing, and barking non-stop to have you throw his ball for him!

He is the cutest dog ever and probably could have been a really good dog but SOMEONE is ruining him. When you have to buy a DVD to tell you how to train your dog I think something is wrong! I offered to do it for free, would have only taken a couple of days. I trained The Pack...all 7 of them basically by myself. I don't have behavioral issues with my two I have now, but she didn't trust me not to "spank" her dog. Uh huh...now...they have a dog who bites. I'm not talking about play biting either. I'm talking about I'm gonna rip your hand off biting. Stellar training! That DVD was money well spent! Her excuse is that he is still a puppy and still learning. What is he learning how to control his owner and turn her hand into a chew toy?

I think I have come to realize that I do NOT like dogs. Not really. Puppies are okay, I love cute lil puppies but I'm not a fan of the licking and barking, the bouncing around and having to take them outside all the time. I like a low maintenance animal. A quiet animal. One who may stop by for a quick rub then go on its way and leave you alone. One you can put food down for and leave over night. One who doesn't go outside...EVER. Kinda like me! LOL. Yep, I like cats. I'm a cat person. Dogs are not my thing.

Jim says that they train all their kids the same. Ha ha! So basically the spoiling and lack of discipline started with me and is still trickling down. I guess I can't argue with THAT!

Hanging out...

Jaykeb's Halloween Post

Jaykeb's blog entry about his costume. (Typed as written by The Boy)

My costume is scary. My cat is not afrad of any thing. But she frecs out win she sees it. It is a werd looking mummy.

Appropriately Named

Turns out that I could not have picked a more appropriate name for my cat. Luna...short for Lunatic...is all grown up now and crazier than ever!

Someone Put Bubbles in my Fountain!

Couple of Soccer Pictures

Jaykeb has his first soccer tournament coming up next week. I don't know how this is going to go. They get so little practice and I'm not really sure they even really understand what will be different when they go to this tournament. I guess we will find out on Monday. He went to a soccer clinic this summer with the British soccer guys that really seemed to help. I'm ready for him to get some good coaching though instead of parent volunteers who are just there to supervise them for an hour.

Mosaic Pumpkin...By Jayke

Indy Zoo

Meemaw took Jaykeb, AJ, and me to the zoo. Jaykeb got to feed the giraffes. Of course he ran up there and gave them the food before I could get there so the picture I got was good of the giraffes...not so good of The Boy...

He finally went in and pet the goats. He was really afraid of them but luckily these goats didn't move much...more like at all.




The bear who was confused...he just kept going in and out of his cave. In and out, in and out...

The zoo has cheetahs right now for some Tony Stewart promotion thing. I took this picture for my Dads who are Tony Stewart fans. Surprised my camera didn't break. :)

Jayke and I both pet the sharks. It was really hard for Jayke to reach them and if you look in the corner of the picture Meemaw had a hold of him so he didn't go for a swim. They felt like rubber.

These seals were having a disagreement. They were the first thing we came to and I didn't think we were going to get Jayke to move on. He liked the seals. They were probably the most active of all the animals we saw all day.

My favorite part, and I think everyone else's too, was the dolphin show. I don't have any pictures of it because we were too far up and the lighting was bad but it was really good. I can't remember ever going to a dolphin show, although I'm sure I have since I have been to Sea World. It is something I would like to go back to. Next time I will make sure we get there early though so Jayke can sit down in the front and get splashed!

Out of the Mouths...

The Boy says funny stuff every day but here are few things he has said lately that cracked me up...

Jayke, talking to my mom on the phone...Well, my Mommy is all worked up about her minutes so I have to go!

Jaykeb walks into the living room the other night, Mommy, I have angina...I'm going to take a bath. I asked him if he even knew what angina was. He said yes, chest pain and kept on walking as if I were the biggest idiot on the planet for even asking!

A couple of days ago my mother called me to inform me that my son attempted to hire her as our "maid" for $50 a week. He had an entire list of things for her to do. Now I have two concerns about this...one is the fact that he thinks we need a "maid" and the other is that he is conducting business transactions without my knowledge. My mom can be concerned about what he thinks she is worth.

I glanced at my adorable son the other day and he replied, "What are YOU looking at you evil little elf?

Sunflowers--By Jayke

This is actually a lot bigger than what is pictured. I'm going to frame this and hang it some where in the house. One of my favorites.

First Day of 1st Grade!!

Jayke's first day of 1st grade went very well. He likes his teacher and we were very happy to learn that two of his best friends from last year, Ben and Parker are in his class again this year. He also found out that they changed the bus routes so his very best friend, Ian, now rides his bus as well. Such a difference from the end of kindergarten when he was turning up "sick" every Thursday. I finally figured out that he didn't like computer lab and that was the reason for his mystery illnesses. So far so good this year...it is only day one but at least I didn't have to fight with him to go.

Collection--By Jayke

Three art projects Jayke did in kindergarten.

Cluck, Cluck!

Jaykeb came in the house today with THIS on his head...





It seems his little friend, Beatrice, from down the road won this for him in one of those crane machines. She has a matching one. His first gift from a girl. He was quite proud of it!

Workers

After spending a couple of weeks watching Mike and Chad put a new roof on Mike's house I'm now watching him and Gunner reside my dad's barn. I don't think we could have picked a hotter day to do it either! Good thing the pool is there for them to jump in when they are finished. Mom grilled for us too so after the barn building was finished for the day, there was swimming, and dinner with my parents. I feel a little bad because Jaykeb really wanted to come with us when they were doing this but he is with his dad for the weekend. I think he will get to come back with us next time because they are going to have to come back to finish it another day. It looks so much better though. Mike and Gunner are doing a great job!

Comedians

We have an Employee of the Month at my place of work. It really has nothing to do with job performance since they draw your name out of a hat, but it is a treat. It is a way for our boss to reward us through out the year. You get balloons for your office, fresh flowers delivered, small gifts given to you randomly through out the month, a prime parking spot at the front door, and at the end of the month you get a lunch in your honor. Of course, lunch is paid for and brought in from a restaurant of your choosing.

I have been there going on 3 years and had yet to win the Employee of the Month honors. My supervisor even went and checked to make sure my name was in the "hat" because we couldn't believe that it hadn't been pulled yet. It had become sort of a joke around the office because my name was never announced. I really was convinced that I was not meant to win it when one month I wasn't present for the drawing (you have to be there to win) and they DID pull my name. Since I wasn't there they had to draw another name and it ended up being Holly, my best friend at work. THAT made it even better for them all. I got a phone call immediately after to fill me in on my "loss"...and her "win".

This month...I FINALLY won!! Woohoo for me! I'm already trying to decide where I want my lunch to come from and can't wait to get my flowers tomorrow. I did receive my balloons though and placed them in the corner of my office where I can see them. I should have known the "funny" people I work with would not pass up an opportunity to continue to tease me about this though. When I came in to work this morning this is what I found...





That would be my seahorse balloon 'working' at my desk. There was also a sign that read, "We found your replacement!" They are real comedians. It was pretty funny though. I plan to enjoy my reign as Employee of the Month regardless of their jokes. Ha!

Did Ya Hear Me Scream??

I found THAT in my shower this morning!!! The brown bottle is my shampoo which this not-so-little guy was wrapped around. I reached for it and luckily saw that it looked a little peculiar so I picked it up by the corner for closer examination. At first I thought that Mike (Mike number two) had put it there as a joke. I didn't think it was real. Then it moved. So, I'm wondering if you heard me screaming this morning? I'm not scared of bugs and stuff, but this caught me off gaurd. You just don't expect a slug the size of a baby snake to be in your shower in the morning! Now that I've calmed down I'm wondering how he got in there. Had to be from the drain but HOW?

I sent the picture to Mike at work...he, of course, thought it was hysterical. Probably wishing he DID put it there so he could take credit for it. He will go under the house after work to see whats going on under there. I put the slug out back and went back to finish my shower...hope he deosnt' find his way back in!

He is 6!

We had a SpongeBob theme for Jayke's birthday this year. The party was held at the YMCA and his entire kindergarten class was invited. We were very pleased that most of the boys showed up and a couple of the girls too. They played games in the gym and got to play the Wii, ping pong, and ski ball.


Here is Jayke with his friends Kara, Parker, and Ian.

Arrrghhhh!!!

Here's my little pirate. I'm so glad HE chose to be a pirate this year because his years of wearing "cute" costumes is coming to an end. I didn't want to have to MAKE him be a pirate. He will no doubt want to be something scary, bloody, and disgusting before long and I was determined to have a pirate picture for my Halloween album.

We went trick-or-treating last night with Mike, who drove up for the weekend. We first went over to Oma and Opa's house where he not only got candy but legos as well. He wasn't having any visiting though we had to get moving. There was candy with his name on it! We came back home and went around our neighborhood then headed over to the neighboring hood. Farmington is HUGE! We made it about half way through before Mike suggested we start heading back towards our house. Good thing he did because shortly after turning for home Jayke no longer wanted to trick-or-treat. Mike thought as long as we were heading for the house he could hit all the houses along the way. He went willingly at first but soon was yelling at us, "I DON'T WANT TO TRICK-OR-TREAT ANYMORE! I WILL NOT GO TO ONE MORE HOUSE! MY FEET HURT!"

When we got back to the house we had to "inspect" his candy. This is just what parents tell the kids so they can pick out the pieces they want. Jayke was kind enough to give Mike and me each a Reese's cup, which is both of our favorites. They left shortly after to go back to Mike's parent's house where Jayke could trick-or-treat...and hopefully get more Reese's cups.

Today I had to load the pirate up and take him over to my dad's to trick-or-treat. Halloween turned out to be just like Christmas...never ending. We had already gone trick-or-treating at the nursing home on Thursday. Grammy got to see Jayke in his costume, of course she didn't know who he was until she saw my mom and me standing over to the side. I would say total he got about 4 buckets of candy. I think I will be hauling some of it in to work to fill my candy bowl in my office. God knows I don't need 4 buckets of candy sittin' around my house waiting to make it's way to my butt and thighs! Jayke certaing won't miss it either!

Fun on The Farm

It was field trip time a couple of weeks ago. I'm hoping next year we will go someplace different. Not that I don't like One Fun Farm, I actually really like it a lot, but we went there for his field trip last year in preschool too. At least this year they got to do a few new things that they missed out on last year.

One of those was jumping on this HUGE trampoline...

(Jayke is the fourth kid from the left...it's hard to tell because all the kindergarteners wear orange shirts when on field trips.)



It was funny to watch all those kids bouncing but then one brave dad joined them along with Mr. Logan, the cadet teacher, and the two kindergarten teachers. The kids all immediately went into attack mode and had the two guys down on the tramp. There were so many kids on top of them you couldn't even see the poor guys. I was shocked no one got hurt. There wasn't any crying at all which amazed me.

Since I passed my criminal background check...snicker...I was permitted to supervise Jaykeb and his friend Ben while on the farm. I think in the future I may request to NOT be in charge of my own kid. They all have told me how well behaved he is but as soon as I show up he looses his mind! I was about to ask that the teacher have him pull a behavior card. Ben, on the other hand, was extremely well behaved. I'm sure if his mother had been there it would have been a different story for him too. Mothers seem to bring out the worst in their kids.



I tried to get a picture of the whole class but trying to get all those kids to hold still is difficult. Not to mention that I got out there and discovered that my battery on my Nikon was dead. I had to rely on the cell phone camera again. Jayke is sitting up on the straw bales next to Mr. Logan, their cadet teacher from Delta High School.




We got to eat lunch there and before leaving all the kids got to go into the pumpkin patch and select a pumpkin to bring home. Jayke brought his straight home and colored it black. We had perfect weather for our trip and I think aside from Jayke's grouchiness at times, we all had a good time.

This week is Red Ribbon Week. They are wearing bracelets everyday, Wednesday is Red day, Thursday is Jersey day, and Friday is crazy tie day. Oma made Jayke a lovely little tie to wear. They also have a skating party Thursday and fall party on Friday. I hope I can keep track of all this!

Meet Jack

We carved our pumpkin last night. I decided to just do a face this year instead of some intricate design that takes forever. Jayke picked the face out of a book of patterns.



As you can see, we had plenty of help. Luna was right in there eating the pumpkin guts as we pulled them out and put them in a bow.







Jayke got to go to a Halloween party at the YMCA tonight with Opa too. They had a magician there and now he is interested in magic. They bounced in a huge bounce house, played bowling, and got a small pumpkin and treat bag. He is counting down the days until Halloween. Mike is going trick or treating with us and Jaykeb is very excited about that.






We went on our field trip the other day. I have a coupld pictures that I will put up tomorrow. Jayke also got his school pictures back, finished up another season of soccer, and got his first report card. His report card was very good. Pluses in everything. She says he is the quietest most well behaved kid in the class. He is an excellant role model for the other boys who all like him. He does all his work and is right where he should be. They all want to take him home every night. Nothing shocking about that!

Meow

Oh suuuuure she looks sweet here but in reality she is a flying ball of fur and teeny tiny claws! It has been a long time since I have had a kitten and I had forgotten what they are like when they are really little and before they can get their claws removed. I have tiny claw marks covering my arms, hands, legs, and feet. The worst part though was when I woke up the other night and Luna was standing on my face. I reached to move her and it must have scared her because she tried to run, digging her claws into my face. I hesitantly got up to look at the damage in the mirror and was shocked! I looked like a vampire! Blood all over my hands and face. She is lucky she lived through that night.

I am not the only one being abused by little Lunatic...the dogs are being tormented on a regular basis. They walk through the house with a kitty hanging from their tail. My accessories are being rearranged and my floor lamp with the paper shade took a hit the other night. It sits next to the couch and apparently caught her eye for the first time because she all of a sudden leaped from the couch to the lamp, landing almost at the very top. She hung there motionless as the lamp slowly began to fall over. I could read her mind by the way her eyes were bulging from her head and her ears were laying straight back. She was thinking, "Oh sh*t! What have I done?!" I caught both cat and lamp as they made their way to the ground saving them both because Luna would have been in big trouble had she ruined my lamp. I had to carefully extract her tiny claws from the paper shade. She sat there afterwards looking at me as if I had ruined all her fun.

Jaykeb is particularly careful with the little terror. He hasn't managed to avoid her completely though. She barely caught him on the thumb with her tiny claw the other day and the drama that insued was oscar worthy. First there was a lot of screaming for a bandaid. From the racket I thought she had bitten his thumb clear off and was surely sitting in the corner munching on it. Upon inspection, I found a very small hint of blood on his thumb but proceeded to bandage it as if it were the traumatic injury he thought it was. After we tended to his wound he turned his attention back to Luna. "I HATE LUNA!!!! I WISH SHE HAD NEVER COME HERE!!!" This went on for probably 45 minutes. I finally threatened to give her back to Holly and this slowed him down a little but not completely. My child is the king of drama and isn't afraid to show it.

Only 4 more months until we can get her claws removed...please pray for her that she makes it!

Friends and Enemies

I think Jayke had his first fight with a friend at school yesterday. Not a physical fight...just a disagreement. He has had two best friends at school since he started, Ian and Ben. Yesterday he came home and told me he IS NOT going to be friends with Ben anymore! Apparently Ben got out of line while coming back from the library and when Jayke moved up and took his spot Ben tried to say that Jayke cut in line! Jaykeb then proceeded to go and tell on Ben for accusing him of this. I don't exactly know where things went from there but Jayke came home determined to NOT be friends with evil Ben anymore!

I think Alex has now taken Ben's spot on the friend's list. Jayke has his friend on the bus, Jonathan AND his "Arch enemy", Parker as well. Parker is not in his class but is always on the playground where he throws rocks and torments everyone. Alex and Jonathan also both play soccer but not on our team. Ian just lives down the road to the east of our neighborhood and Jonathan lives in the neighborhood directly to the west of ours. Jayke clearly doesn't know in which house though because he took me on a wild goose chase the other night looking for it. I'm happy that there are a couple of kids close by who he is friends with. Maybe eventually they will play together at home.

So did you follow all that? If so could you explain it to me 'cause I'm starting to think I may need a score card. All this will clearly wear a person out!